The Antrichrist Spotters Guide

I have seen a lot of debate recently on right wing religious websites about how to know the Antichrist when he appears, that is if he has not already appeared in the form of Obama.

It's not that complicated, people. Of course, we have to assume Jesus would vote Republican as all the "real" Christians already do, and that naturally he supports the war in Iraq and in Gaza, that he is OK with water boarding and the death penalty, and is against shelters for the homeless and against welfare for the poor.

The Antichrist would have to be the complete opposite of everything Jesus and the Republicans stand for, so would he would be all for turning the other cheek, not throwing the first stone, feeding and sheltering to poor, sharing the wealth, paying taxes to the government, and peace. Sounds like Obama to me.